I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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