just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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