They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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