If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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