Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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