So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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