can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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