let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
