do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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