Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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