I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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