Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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