Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just want nice things and good sex
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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