When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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