yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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