If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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