so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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