let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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