Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We had sex on a dog bed..
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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