what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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