There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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