He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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