My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
