Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
