I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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