Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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