R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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