im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
