I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Found your dick twin last night
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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