This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have post one night stand depression
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