I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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