when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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