check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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