I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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