And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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