Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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