So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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