And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
birth control should be required to get into college
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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