stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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