# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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