i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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