Banned from zoo.
Again?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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