I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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