I love black thongs
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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