I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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