i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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