Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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