He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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