Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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