So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
