But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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