If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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