I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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