he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
