Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
