How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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