I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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